I'm not a girly girl by any means, but I am a girl nonetheless. So the following makes almost no sense to me. Boys will be boys, I suppose. A documentation of Chris' "Adventure Walk," where hats and weapons are mandatory.
First, men, gather your rocks!
Behind the blockade, strategizing, preparing to meet the enemy.
Charge! Go throw rocks at that, uh, large bush with a railroad conductor's hat on it!
Yes, Luke, kill the, er, bad man bush with your sword!
Never fear, young warriors, I will show you how to face the beast!
Brave knight and fair maiden.
Victorious march back to camp.
